(Part1) Joseph And Mary’s First Meeting by Clement Afreh

(Part1) JOSEPH AND MARY FIRST MEETING written by Clement Afreh

Joseph’s Parents (Mr. and Mrs. Jacob): Joseph, you’re such a fine man.

Joseph: Thank you Dad and Mum. You raised me, so you both are the real MVPs.

Mrs. Jacob: (Giggles) aww staaap it. This my boy. You’re so funny.

Mr Jacob: I’m proud of you son. You have taken my business to the next level. You make the best furniture in the city. Kpogas doesn’t come close. Orca decor, Melcom, China Mall, Game they all come to buy from you.

Joseph: I learnt from the best pops.

Mrs. Jacob: I have been seeing how the girls at church have been spying you lately. The mothers also trying to push their daughters your way. (giggles).

Joseph: Oyiwa I knew you both were going there.

Mrs. Jacob: Yes la. You are in your 30s and you are still single.

Joseph. Many of those girls are just looking for someone to pay their bills. They give themselves to any rich dude who is ready to sponsor their wild lifestyles. So they show on social media.

Mrs. Jacob: Not all women are like that. There are good ones. Like Maaaary. 😜

Mr. Jacob: Don’t make a mistake to accept any of them oo. Shebi you know you are promised to Mary? We have had talks with her parents to bring forward your engagements

Joseph: Dad you should have consulted me first. It’s not in my plans right now. Im working on a deal to take our business from our city to other regions.

Mr. Jacob: I’m your father, I dont need to consult you first. Leave that business that is already booming and listen to our wisdom speaking. Mary Mary.

Joseph: I don’t even know this girl. She may be one of those girls who are seeking to land a money bag.

Mrs. Jacob: Oh my boy. (Shakes her head and hugs him from the side) you are so mistaken. Mary is a good girl from a humble home. She is not like that. She is a virgin. Respectful, Serviceable, Industrious, she cooks so well.

You haven’t tasted her Ghana jollof anka you would have married her by now. Marriage material 1million yards.

Mr. Jacob: Hahaa yes. That meal she brought on her visit was 😋👌🏿 delish.

Mrs. Jacob: Don’t let someone snatch her away oo. Yooo. She is beautiful too. Veeeery beautiful virgin.

Joseph: (mmm Ghana Jollof) Yooo, I will indulge you mum. I will go and find out for myself if all you say is true.

Mrs. Jacob: Well you won’t get it easy. She is not a cheap girl. She is so strong willed

FF (Joseph tracks Mary down and finds her at her work place. He gets out of his car and approaches her)

Meanwhile Kumerica Weddings was ready taking full coverage

Joseph: (wow she is beautiful.) Hi lady, I’m JJ. Pleased to make your acquaintance

Mary: Good day sir. How may we help you?

Joseph: I wish to purchase fine purple raiment. Fit for someone. Mmmm just exactly like you

Mary: Excuse me? Are you trying to hit on me?

Joseph: (oh my she is feisty) Don’t blame me for being captivated by your beauty. I didn’t know angels flew this low.

Mary: Gentleman. I’m not interested. Besides, I’m already betrodden.

Joseph: I respect that. (Wow she doesn’t even know to whom she was betrodden, yet she is loyal to him. Mum was right. She is wife material) but can we at least be friends.

Mary: No. How? You just met me and you want to be friends?

Joseph: Eheh now! I know you’ve already said no once, but call me Joshua because I’m going to break down your walls.

Mary: Massa you are disturbing me. Pay for the raiment which is obviously for your girl friend and go in peace.

Joseph: Oh I’m not seeing anyone ooo. I’m blind to all. Jesus is my witness.

Mary: Eeiiii which Jesus. Men can lie o.

Joseph: oh true. I was blind but now, your beauty made me see. (Wink wink)

Mary: Hahaha. Rich young handsome men of today and vibes.

Joseph: Uuuu you think I’m handsome 😜 (smile)

Mary: Dont flatter yourself. Misterrr?

Joseph: oh just call me JJ. How about I pick you up after work for a stroll? Nothing fishy I promise. Just a walk down the streets of Nazareth.

Mary: I will think about it. (Im not thinking about it)

Joseph: You see the book of numbers doesn’t have yours. May I have your number?

Mary: Pick up line mu promax. 😂😂

Joseph. It izzzz what it izzz. Apicki anaa? (Smile)

Mary: Lol 😂 No way! I’m not entertaining any stranger. (Danger signs all showing red. If I am not careful, this guy will charm me simple with his smile and honey coated words) Here you are mister. Nice doing business with you. Thanks for the tip. Hi to your gf.

Joseph: (Eii when did I pay and give 5K as tip and I didn’t realize) Eermm (chuckles) alright. My pleasure.

(We at @kumericaweddings no how to spot budding true love, in this town just like Lady Whistledown. We shall follow this story true to the end and bring you live updates. Yɛn toaso)

Mary’s mum. Hey gentleman. Thank you for being our best costumer today. Do come again.

Joseph: Don’t mention Madam. Your staff needs a raise. Her customer service is top notch. (Winks at Mary)

Mary’s mum: Oh thank you. She is my daughter by the way. (This boy looks familiar)

Joseph: Oh I’m sorry madam. (Shy and embarrassed) I must be going. I have to be home by 3pm.

Mary’s mum: Young man What is your name?

Joseph: Joseph Jacob.

Mary: Eiii I thought you said Joshua.

Joseph: Angel For you, I’d be anyone.

Mary: (Giggles) Nea wo nim aaa nie. Play boy.

Mary’s mum: oh the son of Mr. and Mrs. Jacob the furniture 🪑 man?

Joseph: Yes Madam. They are the best parents. In the world. Mama sent me to buy this. I’m sure she is are up to no good.

Mary: It’s for your gf. Don’t bring your innocent parents into this.

Mary’s mum: Oh I see. I know the Jacobs all too well. (Soft laugh. So he is the one Mary is betrodden too?) My regards to them for me.

Joseph: Anything for the mother of this angel. Pretending to be a sales girl. Who doesn’t want to give me her digits.

Mary’s mum: (writes Mary’s number on Joseph’s receipt) Here you go.

Mary: Mum what was that?

Mary’s mum: Not saying

Joseph: Angel greet all the angels when you return.

Mary: (giggles) You and your sweet talks. Greet your gf for me.

Joseph: (Looks at the receipt and smiles) I will surely tell her when I call this evening after work. Byeeee I better go now else I may end up walking to Bethlehem instead of my home.

Mary: Hahaha eyiii Galilee. 😜

Joseph: (In his car) Mummy gave me your number so expect my call. 🤙🏾😍

Mary: Mummyyyyyy 🫣 Whyyyy

Mary’s mum: Mummy what!! You won’t remain a single church fine girl, as long as I am alive.

Joseph: I like Ghana jollof with Goat meat oo. (Drives off)

Mary: 🙄 (Mary shouts) You are not serious JJ.

FF (Joseph got home)

Joseph: Muuuuuuum 🥰 when is the engagement? Can it be next weekend?

Mrs. Jacob: What has gotten over this one? Why the sudden change?

Joseph: Mama I’m in loooove 🥰😍🌹

(Sista Ginna Zhikay Ikejunior Precious Tritone Maw Steve Owusu Shishiishi Man Skbeatz Agyekum Sampson El Song Akosua Adepa Owusu-Adu Jnr

E be like say we have get wedding of the season to blog ooo)

Joseph 💍 Mary
#JM4ever

To be continued

(Part2) JOSEPH AND MARY’s FIRST DATE

Written by CLEMENT AFREH

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Written By Clement Afreh

Published by: Clement Afreh CBCInc Hypes @clementafreh